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About: Hey, guys! My name's Micah. I live near Pittsburgh, PA and go to Geneva College. I try to live my life for God because he loves me so freaking much! Talking in foreign accents is fun. So is meeting new people! Everything I post here is my own stuff. So yeah, no makin' fun.
Learn to spell. Be happier already.

Learn to spell. Be happier already.

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Funny stuff
what type of computer sings? a dell. I was addicted to soap, i’m clean now. We’ll have a garden party, lettuce turn up the beat. My bike fell over, it was two tired. I bought some velcro yesterday, what a rip off. When i found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof, i was shocked. I gave my old batteries away free of charge. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but then i got over it. A new type of broom came out, it’s sweeping the nation. When my friend William joined the army, he disliked the phrase “fire at will”. Need an ark to save two of every animal? i noah guy. If you don’t pay your exorcist you get repossessed. Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn’t resistor. When my TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent. It was an emotional wedding, even the cake was in tiers. Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can’t hit the high seas. I met a guy at an internet cafe, but we didn’t click. I don’t think I need a spine. It’s holding me back.

OK. I’ll stop. I’m sorry for this.
People…
Lot’s of things bother me. One of the bigger things is when a person is seen parking in a handicap spot, hanging their little handicap sign, and stepping out of their huge SUV and skipping happily into the store.
Getting ready to do work.

Getting ready to do work.

People… 2

Theology. When I was younger, I used to constantly tell people what I believed. I even forced it down their throats at times.

Then I grew up. Now, I hardly even talk about my theological beliefs to those who ask.

But as of tonight, I am SICK of having people try to hard to destroy what I believe in. Listen, YOU asked me. YOU wanted me to answer. Don’t like what I believe? Suck it up and move on. Or better yet? LOOK UP WHAT WE’RE TALKING ABOUT. You didn’t even write the Bible so you surely don’t get to add made up verses to it.

From now on, I’ll hold my theology to myself thank you very much. It seems to start discourse and if you really cared about what I believe then you would respond that way.

What should I get!??

Miata?

or an FB rx-7? (I would like to put flares and lower offset wheels on this rx-7)

People…
I’ve seen a lot of posts saying things like “No matter what our government does, God will still make sure everything goes well for his people. We don’t need to worry!”

I’m pretty sure that’s not how it works… when was the last time your life went perfectly even though you were a Christian? Also, have you ever read about all the people that died because they followed God?

We can’t just be all care free and skipping around saying nothing will hurt us! Well, I guess you can if you want, but I’m not. Wake up, people.
The string hold-down on my uke.

The string hold-down on my uke.

Finally got my strings on! Almost there.

Finally got my strings on! Almost there.

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